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New US Hundred Dollar Bill Reveals Secret Martian Origins of Founding Fathers

Sep 13 2021

$100

Oh gato there is so much ugly here! Too much to even bother to list. Benjamin Franklin looks like a Martian Pimp with his purple suit and green head. And who the hell thought it needed a giant orange Helvetica 100 like it was some old person’s tv remote? AHHHHH!

Compare this to the last design that was unveiled in 1996…

$100 old design

If you really care you can watch the horrible $100 unveiling video put out by the goverment. More on the previous incarnations of the 100 dollar bill

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