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New US Hundred Dollar Bill Reveals Secret Martian Origins of Founding Fathers

Sep 13 2021


Oh gato there is so much ugly here! Too much to even bother to list. Benjamin Franklin looks like a Martian Pimp with his purple suit and green head. And who the hell thought it needed a giant orange Helvetica 100 like it was some old person’s tv remote? AHHHHH!

Compare this to the last design that was unveiled in 1996…

$100 old design

If you really care you can watch the horrible $100 unveiling video put out by the goverment. More on the previous incarnations of the 100 dollar bill

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